Social Networking is Taking Over my Life!

As you can tell, I am a regular teenage girl. I love sports, food, boys, Christ, which also means I love friends. A few years ago, I got a facebook, and this past year I got a twitter. These two websites have literally taken over my life. I can literally in one day be on FB and Twitter for a total of 4 hours! What?!?! I know! This girl has no life. I thought you might be interested in a few FB and Twitter stats:
FB
400 million + active users (HOLY CRAP!!!!!)
People ages 55 and older have seen a 922 percent increase in use! (old people *facepalm)
About 70% of Facebook users are outside the United States
Average user has 130 friends (I have 785. Yes, I do have a life actually)

Twitter
Nearly 94% of all Twitter accounts have less than 100 followers (I have 249)
Half of all Twitter users are not “active.” (I am very active. about 10 tweets a day)

So as you can see, clearly, social networking is taking over not only my life but everybody else's life. So when the internet blows up because too many people are "tweeting", please remember the one person that probably was the source of it all.

Me.